i’m so angry right now *kicks over a trashcan* oh god i am so sorry
(via hisnameisfrankiero)
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
(via quitenatural)
“Carry on My Wayward Son” comes on the radio when you are in the car with a bunch of people who don’t watch Supernatural.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
what if you rolled their body in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita of pain
that could go on Dan’s blog
omg
(via ravetime-lions)
Oh shrek, sometimes he is just so silly! He was talking about you!!
(via amazingllamarmy)
(via ravetime-lions)
people who think it’s “cute” to shake an artists arm/hand while they’re drawing
iV BEEN LAUGHING AT THAT GIF FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AND IM STILL LAUGHING
(via amazingphilion)